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all is lost... all is lost.

and the hand presses to the forehead like this: 3(
I just got home from work, and right now i'm trying to decide if i want to head to BAGG tonight.
It is a deep and ponderous decision, fraught with choices that could potentially alter the very fabric of space and time.
should i go out to dance?
or should i nibble nachos, watch mythbusters, and then fall asleep on my couch while my cats try to decide if i'm edible?
how can one woman possibly decide on two choices of such great and far-reaching magnitude!?
why oh why must my life be so complicated!

EDIT: the nachos have won this battle by means of tasty treachery and delicious subterfuge. sneaky bastards.

Dancing, drinking, and boozy hugs!
who's going to DG tonight?
i need a head count, so i can dole out the appropriate number of *hugs, zerberts, and noogies.

*i'm sure you all remember the tragic Hug shortage of 2003, when 11 lives were lost, 4 toes were stubbed, and riot police had to be called in to subdue a city-wide sulking epidemic.
let us make sure history never repeats these harrowing events in our lifetime.

i'm about to leave for club socket at the DNA.
tomorrow i'll be at kinky salon to help out some friends.
sunday i will work, then go home and watch trashy sci-fi movies on my giant tv.
it is a good life!

:)

Tonight... Death Guild! Tomorrow... THE WORLD!!!
I'm going out tonight, but i think i may get there earlier than usual and leave before last call.
i have to work in the morning, and my experience has taught me things my ego merely scoffed at in the past.
namely, i don't do well with less than 8 hours of sleep. i get grumpy and tend to kick my co-workers in the shins.

so come out and give me hugs, before i turn into a pumpkin and flee!

Ps- Who out there doesn't have my new phone #? i tried to get everyone i call regularly, but i know for a fact i accidentally skipped a bunch of you.

surprise treat
Well that's nice!
It appears i have don't have to work on Saturday and (though i have afternoon plans) my morning is quite free.
this means i could go out and do something Friday night, then laze around in bed and sip coffee like saturday mornings are meant to be.
:D
So, anyone know of anything interesting happening this Friday night?
any clubs, events, bar crawls or other assorted shenanigans?
i'll be going to DG on monday, but i kinda want to do something fun to make up for not going out last night. otherwise i might just grab some friends and go to the movies.

EDIT:
ok, for those of you who have been calling me and bugging me about my no-longer-brown hair, here is a pic.
if you say "but Belle, hasn't it been red all along?" then that proves just how appallingly non-social i have been in the last year.

and yes, i took an emo-style bathroom mirror shot with my phone at work.
Because i'm classy like that.
i then got REALLY dirty looks from some lady walking in, who apparently thought i was lying in wait with my camera in order to snap secret pictures of her peeing.

Hmmmmm.... thinking about BAGG tonight.

my choices boil down to this:
A: Go get my dance groove on, then go to work the next morning hungover, with sore muscles and a happy demeanor.
or
B: Wash my laundry, clean my kitchen, then go to bed early and get a good night's sleep like a responsible adult.

Hmmmmmmm.....
i think i will watch some mythbusters and eat a taco while i mull over the choices.

of course, the most important question is... Who will be there?
speak up if you will be out tonight, as that will help color my decision Greatly.

:)
UPDATE: nevermind. my belly is full of tacos and i am sleepy and content. i'm going to stay in and watch old Dr. Who episodes. :D

My birthday party rocked in ways previously unknown to man.
unfortunately, the next day my head and my liver engaged in an epic battle whose only goal was to see who could prove they hated me the most. (in a surprising twist ending, my stomach joined the fray at the last second. it then uppercut my head, kicked my liver in the balls and won hands down. touché!)

oh well. i still rallied myself and got to work on time, for which i got a round of applause from my co-workers and a chocolate biscuit.
:)
now it's off to work again!

Birthday Update!
i have just been informed that a booth has been reserved for me at the DNA tonight!
so come on out! Plonk your weary butt down in my awesome booth, and hang with me while i celebrate my brain into a pickled puddle of joy!

UPDATE: a giant bumblebee the size of my goddamn THUMB just flew into my apartment and set about taunting my cats.

*i've just caught him in a cookie jar and stuck him in my freezer.
this is the best birthday ever!
even mother nature is giving me well-thought-out personalized gifts!

:D

I'm Getting All Growed Up! :D
some of you may wonder why today i have such a noticeable spring in my already quite delightfully bouncy step.
you may also wonder how a girl can be so damn awesome and not have it be considered an imminent threat to our nation's chastity and virtue.
well wonder no more!
you see, Tonight is Deathguild, and Tomorrow is my Birthday!
that's right!
You, YES YOU, Can give me giant drunken hugs and get your dance on in one convenient location!

I, in turn, will do my part by getting hammered on assorted boozy beverages and declare my undying love to you all while i trip over my high heels and attempt to stuff random objects down my cleavage.
(unless you decide not to take advantage of this monumental deal, and stay home to do practical things like get a good night's rest before work or school. in that case, no love for you. none. at all. i'm sure that will make you appropriately sad.)

my life is weird, and has been for a long, long time.
because of this fact, i prefer not to discuss it and instead use lj to post videos of baby hedgehogs eating carrots.

ENJOY!

all your biscuits are belong to us!

maybe i've just been playing too much fallout 3 lately. :)

La la la la-la la!
i'm off to work at my first job today, where there is a violent rapist attacking girls from the convoluted labyrinth behind the store.
oh. and he likes wearing a freaky halloween mike myers mask when he does it.

wheeeeeee!

woke up
voted
went to work
came home to fireworks in the streets
aaaaand.... Obama won!

Damn!
today was a GOOD day!
:)

Apropos of Nothing
there are some days when i wake up and am truly amazed at just how glorious my breasts are.

Current Mood: amused

Did you know there is a "alice in wonderland" porno from the 1970's?
it's done in children's storybook fashion, and the image of alice sucking off the mad hatter will haunt my brain for years to come. Still, it's not as bad as the scene where all the "animals" (furries) decide to lick Alice dry after she falls into the pool of tears, or when they decided to make tweedle-dee and tweedle-dum incestuous twins with a vendetta against pants.

Semi-NSFW , but clip cuts off right before Alice starts orally defiling your childhood memories.

incest, furries, corporal copulation... how could i NOT rent it?
My darlings, i suffer so you don't have to.

:)

NO!
No! NO NO NO NO!

You CAN'T have him regenerate!
It's not FAIR!!!!
He's the first Doctor i've been head-over-heals in love with since Tom Baker , and you just CAN'T take him away!
how can he be the father of my illigitemate alien love babies if you kill off the only incarnation i want to do naughty things with?

besides, it totally messes up the continuity from Forest of the dead, you heartless BASTARDS!

i'm gonna go cry now.
:(